Some statements don't make sense....

When people say, "It's always the last place you look". (No kiddin'! Why would you keep looking after you've found what you're looking for?)

When someone tells me that something is "new and improved." (Which is it? If it's new, then there's never been anything before it. If it's improved, then there must have been something before it, so it couldn't be new.)

When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too". (Of course I do. What good is cake if you can't eat it?)

When people say "life is short". (No it isn't. Name me one other single thing that people participate in that's longer)

When people say "President Obama." (WTF Happened!)