Monday, October 31, 2011

Tonight on history H-2

They will be reporting on Michelle Obama's family.

8:00 PM Bigfoot: The Definitive Guide


A team of top scientists come together with one goal to create the definitive guide to Bigfoot. Does… TVPG
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Bigfoot: The Definitive Guide


A team of top scientists come together with one goal to create the definitive guide to Bigfoot. Does the creature exist? And if it does where is it? In the White House? And how can it survive without being detected? She shaved? The media has been covering for them since Barry decided to run steal the election. Using a new interactive map the team has plotted more than 10,000 Bigfoot type sightings from around the world. Not suprising, this is another smoke screen, not one report about her trips to Spain or Chicago, or Martha's Vineyard. These sightings are of an unidentified creature which walks on two legs and is covered in a thick layer of hair. Many of theses sightings date back over 100 years. With their expert knowledge of the natural world they are able to dismiss nearly 90% of the sightings, but what emerges is a series of global hotspots that cannot be explained which indicate that something is out there. The team examines these global hotspots and searches for explanations including new theories that suggest we may have been looking for the wrong creature all along?

Bottom line, they did not visit the White House or show pics of Blackie O at all...... Thank GOD!

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3 comments:

Gregory said...

Haaaaahahahaha. Great writing. And obviously true.

Spartacus said...

Did you know that back in the 60's she played a significant role in the episode of Star Trek titled "Man Trap"?

Gregory said...

Who did?