A little humor

After five years of marriage, the husband comes home one evening, obviously upset. He is slaming doors, banging around, acting very hostile.
Finally the wife goes to him and asks, "Honey, whats the matter?"
"Nothing!"
"Look, something is obviously got you upset, and after five years of marriage, I think I have a right to know."
"Really, nothing."
"We made a deal when we got married. My successes are your successes and yours mine. Likewise, my problems are your problems and vice versa. Remember?"
"Fine. We've been named in a paternity suite."