First Blow Job

A union lacky rushes into a redneck bar, says to the barkeep, "gimme a double bourbon and water, skip the ice".
After the bartender hands it to him, he gulps it down, and says, "Quick, make me another."
When that one is gone, as well as a third, the curious bartender asks "Buddy, what ya celebrating?"
"My first blow job" says the union lacky.
"Congratulations", says the barman, "have one on the house".
"No thanks," says the lacky, "If three double bourbons won't get the taste of dick outa my mouth, four is just a waste of alcohol."