How about a little Johnny Horton

Back in ninteen forty two
Or was it forty three?
We sailed with Capt Tuna,
The Chicken of the sea
We didn't sink the Bismark
No matter what they say
Cuz when we seen that German ship
We run the other way.

Ray Stevens is at it again

From John Obama Money

Barney Fife runs Mayberry

Seems the Chief of Poorlice in Bonneau SC thinks fake plastic testicles are offensive. Hate ta tell ya chief, those are bigger then anything your wife has ever seen.
I think they are stupid myself. If you have a car or truck with balls, do you need a fake pair to feel good about? Still, its peoples choice as far as hanging them. Most of the bumper stickers I see are far more offensive. Thank GOD Cash for Clunkers got most of them off the road.
Any way, I hope a jury hands Chief cry baby his ass. I hope he is doubly offended and sent to a corner to cry. Better yet, chief, try doing things that protect your community, like going after drug offenders, child molesters, and thieves.

Peace breaks out in Texas Again

Yup, another religion of pieces asshat has been foiled in his attempts to stir up mayhem. Police thwarted this attack before it materialized, and thats a good thing. The worthless mooslime was AWOL from the Army. He went missing after an article 32 investigation recommended charges regarding Child Porn. Why is this not suprising? The head false prophet was a child molester. They make NAMBLA look tame, forcing daughters into arranged marriages as young as eight, and buggering their sons, making them pashtun boys. It is the crime of the ages, the one that keeps on giving.
Well, I am all for freedom of religion up to a point. If their women want to live and be treated like that, fine and dandy. The ones who want out should have the right to walk away.
Oh, and when they preach about killing me and other infidels, it wohould be open season with no bag limit. duck muslim blinds outside every mosque from here to Mecaca.

Coincidence?

So officials in Oklahoma have discovered that bears like donuts. Color me shocked. Or not. One morning years ago when I was taking my sons to school we stopped for donuts. My youngest did not finish his, and it some how ended up on the floor boards. Several days later, I got stopped by a cop. As I was looking for the Insurance card and registration, I spotted that left over morsel, and picked it out of the grime. Holding it aloft, I turned to the cop who was beside my truck and exclaimed, "Damn your nose is good."
Now officials in Oklahoma tell us that bears love them donuts. Oops, wrong bears. Every one knows the safest places in America are donut stores, and barbecue joints, so if you wanna be safe, put a Dunkin Donuts next to Boss Hoggs BBQ Pit, and live there. As for the black bears, best of luck huntin em guys.

Dumbest of the dumb

I hate to say it, but Rep West's neighbors have what has to be THE DUMBEST representative in congress. I like West, really I do. I respect his years of service to the nation in the military. He rose to the rank of Col, and is to be commended for that, but the fact is his neighbors deserve better. They have the stupidest, bar none, representative hands down. Then again maybe they deserve it for voting the way they did. Did I mention that West lives in the 20th district represented by Debbie Wasserman Schultz?

News Flash

Sarah Palin is about to become a grandmother again. Track tied the knot with Girlfriend Britta, and she apparently is pregnant. Uber stupid liberal propagandist K.C. Dermody was quick to jump all over this accusing Palin of being responsible because of her beliefs in Abstinence only sex ed. Problem is, While Palin endorses abstinence, her view is that sex ed should teach abstinence as the best means, while also instructing kids about the proper use and perils of other forms of birth control. That is a far cry from abstinence only, and dumb ass Dermody goes even further and links to the immoral minority as proof that Palin is responsible.
Well, the fact is that society plays a bigger role today then parents do with regard to sexual behavior. Track has been away from home for several years now. He is a big boy, and taking responsibility for his actions as compared to democrats who use abortion to destroy theirs.
K.C. Too bad your mommy wasn't smarter. if she had kept her legs together, you wouldn't be a problem now, would you? Moron.

Bugger of a day

Just because the rental inspection monster has gone back into its cave does not mean its Pahty time. Went by one of my apartment buildings and found that the sewer had backed up. into the basement. The building has an old line. Its a six inch clay, which means tree roots. This summer being a typical hot Kansas summer, the trees are looking for moisture. That means roots through old clay lines. Seven hours of auguring on the root mess with a one inch electric eel will make even a kid like me feel OLD.
Top that off with the usual laundry list of broken outlets dripping sinks, and light bulbs that need changed, and you have one heck of a day.
The girl friend and I ended the days festivities with a trip to Pillsbury Crossing. The water is down now, only an inch or two over the ledge, but its still cool in the pond. Lots of folks with the same idea. several dozen cute gals in bikinis, enough to give a guy like me a crook in the neck big time.

It had one good feature

The city of Manhattan started a rental inspection program last year. The program was a poorly veiled attack aimed at so called slum lords. It did nothing to help poor or disadvantaged people, instead it was just another government program swelling burocracy.
The rental inspections, invasions of provacy on a grand scale had one good feature, they went after renters who destroyed or damaged properties. Four K-State stupids err studunces err, dang it, students got to rot in jail for a few day after they trashed an apartment.
That promped the comission led by batshit crazy Jim Scumbag Sherow to review the program. They met on it Tuesday to decide how to modify it. Shit for brains limited comments to "New issues" and about 150 new issues were brought up. Several comissioners wanted to table it for further review, and Jim threw a hissy fit. When the vote was taken to table it, Jim got his way, it was not tabled. When the vote came to pass it, it went the way of the passenger pigeon.
The rental invvasion is no more. At lest for now. Count on Jim and his fellow waste of tax dollars, Phil Anderson to revive it as often as they can, and to keep in our faces about it.

Paging Al Gore

Its 112 outside today. My sensor is on the north side of my house. Please, Al, swing by Kansas and bring some of your heat retarding personality. You aint good for much, but cold weather seems to follow you like a shadow.

O'Malley is a moron

It seems Maryland Gov. Martin O'Malley wants to blame republican legislators for the ruinous economy. Hogwash? This is lower then hogwash. Stupid shit like this would poison even hogs.
The economy tanked in 2007 when the democrats resumed control of congress. There was a lot of bickering about legislation, and republicans, thanks to the media being in bed with the communists, got the blame. In 2008 the democrats took full and complete control of the government. The republicans, not only in the minority, but lacking enough clout to even filibuster in the senate, could only sit by and watch. 2009 and 2010 saw the direction the democraps wanted to take this nation, destroying the economic engine and forcing manufacturing off shore. 2010 saw the people say ENOUGH OF THIS GARBAGE!
The people spoke in 2010. With 37 of the senate seats up for grabs, republicans were successful in defending all of their seats plus taking six from the democrats, a nearly 1/3 loss for communism, or its spineless version socialism. Martin, the people get it. Your main holds were places like California, Hawaii, Oregon, and Maryland. Loony bins all.
Lets see how you fare in 2012. the 2006 election was a rebellion against Bush and Iraq. 2012 will be a chance to show again where America stands. Democrats took six seats in 2006, will they be able to hold them in 2012? I have my doubts. Democrats committed suicide with their fiscal blundering from what I see.
Democrat deflection of blame is nothing new. Democrats don't want to own what is theirs, especially the housing bubble. They don't want to own up that the stimuless was nothing but hand outs of federal money to their backers. Robbery at its lowest political form.
Americans have spent the last few years experiencing what it is like to have mountains of credit card debt and reduced income. At the same time they are feeling the pinch even more as democrats pick harder at their pockets. Its not a pleasant feeling, and the idea of being squeezed nationally by marxist countries is not a good one to most rational folks.
We the workers, the ones who create wealth want less government. We want congress to treat our tax dollars like they belong, not to a rich and generous uncle, but to a mean angry step father who will take away the car keys and stick their ass in the wood shed for all eternity. We demand fiscal responsibility from our government just like lenders demand it from us. Saddly, in six to ten years, a new crop of voters, many with only the education that liberal teachers spit out will be voting, and we will have to go through this all again. History aint taught in schools any more. The commies won't tell what communism is really like.
Get it O'Malley? Didn't think so.

More bad cops

Seems Columbus New Mexico has a problem with their police. They have had to replace them seven times in the last three years. Power corrupts, money corrupts, and there are places along the border where a lot of money is being offered. At least the cops there aren't acting like these ones.
We need a lot of reform in the USA. From our courts to our persecutors, to our cops, too many of them think that they are sovereigns and we are subjects. The constitution begins "We the People". It does not say we the government nor we the states. Enactment of the constitution was delayed while a Bill of Rights was amended to it. IMHO those first ten amendment's are set in stone. Cops legislators and judges should take note of them and the penalty for trampling them should be death by not less then a firing squad.

Dual Survival

I recorded most of their shows and have been watching them at my leisure. I would not call them entertainment. In each episode they portray the worst possible scenario for the duo. Take notes, it might save your life. Nature lurks around every corner, and nature can be a mean mother.
Even in the middle of a busy city, you can suddenly find yourself in a survival situation. Power can be lost for any reason, it could be a tornado, an ice storm, or a terror attack. When the juice goes out, life gets hard, real hard.
Cody and Dave harp every time on the basics, food, shelter, fire, water and escape. The elements are the same, the importance varies, the situation dictates.
Each time they present several different approaches for obtaining these basics. The situations are not real nor are they intended to be. Its not a look and see, did they survive, situation. I read a bit on the blog for the show, Some folks in Washout State, err Washington State are mad that they portrayed the northern rain forest as having turkeys. Hate to tell em, Washington Turkeys have no wings or feathers, and they often drink Starbucks crapachino. Bet the elk carcass in Buried wasn't a chance find either.
The idea is to give clueless folks some idea of what it would take for them to survive long enough to get rescued.
Stories abound in the news. last winter I saw two incidents of folks getting lost in the mountains, stuck in the snow and some one losing a life. All because they didn't adhere to basic survival rules.

I hope you all watch the show and take something away from it. It may save your life. Hopefully you will never need it, but bad days happen.

USMC war story

A Marine squad was marching north of Fallujah when they came upon an Iraqi terrorist who was badly injured and unconscious. On the opposite side of the road was an American Marine in a similar but less serious state. The Marine was conscious and alert and as first aid was given both men, the squad leader asked the injured Marine what had happened. The Marine reported, "I was heavily armed and moving north along the highway here, and coming south was a heavily armed insurgent. We saw each other and both took cover in the ditches along the road. I yelled to him that Saddam Hussein was a miserable, lowlife scumbag who got what he deserved and he yelled back that Barack Obama is a lying, good-for-nothing, left wing Commie who isn't even an American. So I said that Osama Bin Laden dresses and acts like a frigid, mean-spirited lesbian! He retaliated by yelling, "Oh yeah? Well, so does Nancy Pelosi!" "And, there we were, in the middle of the road, shaking hands, when a truck hit us."

Guilty as hell, free as a bird

Casey Anthony has been acquitted on the most serious of the charges. From what I saw of the trial, and to be sure I did not watch it all, she was guilty.
Simple facts:
1. Healthy four year olds do not die of natural causes.
2. Responsible parents do not hide the body of a deceased loved one.
3. A loving parent would not dump a body like so much trash where animals and elements would destroy it.
4. Parents who care about their missing child do not go out and party like care free teenagers.
Whether Casey died by intent or by accident, she died at the hands of her mother. I do not for one minute believe she drowned.
Pure and simple though, the evidence was not there. The Prosecutor made a very bad call in taking this to trial. He should have waited. Time is his friend here not his enemy. All the physical evidence available had been gathered, nothing was going to vanish. New technology arises every day, and guilty people talk. Sooner or later, had this been left a cold case, something would have shown up to prove beyond a reasonable doubt that she was guilty. Now, when that evidence finally arises, she is protected by double jeopardy. She is not however protected from GOD. Rest assured Casey, some day there will be justice for your daughter.

Heavy on the Humor

A fat girl served me food in McDonalds at lunch time. She said, 'sorry about the wait.' I said, 'don't worry fatty, you're bound to lose it eventually.'

I was behind a rather large woman at the checkout. She had on a pair of jeans that said, 'Guess.' I said, "I don't know........maybe 350 pounds."

Will power

I had just come out of the store with two porterhouse steaks, a jumbo sausage, a bag of chips, and a 6-pack of beer. A homeless man sat there and said, "I haven't eaten for two days." I told him, "I wish I had your fucking will power."

Independence day quiz

This is a repost from The crips place. he put it up for Memorial Day.
Take the quiz and show your stuff.

Not the unibomber

Still dangerous. A couple of dick weeds thought it would be funny to set off a bomb in Junction City KS.I hope Bryan Hicks, Hugh Jackson, and Corey Everette enjoy the hospitality. Next time guys, stick to fire crackers, and remember the rules, place fire cracker between lips, light fuse, count to ten then spit.

Class results are back

I got the results from my Biology exam last Friday. I was asked to name two things commonly found in cells. Apparently Blacks and Mexicans were not the correct answers.

Class

Some are born with it, others not so much.

An apple a day

Years ago it was suggested 'that an apple a day kept the doctor away.' But since many doctors are now Muslim, I've found that a bacon sandwich works best.