Barney Fife runs Mayberry

Seems the Chief of Poorlice in Bonneau SC thinks fake plastic testicles are offensive. Hate ta tell ya chief, those are bigger then anything your wife has ever seen.
I think they are stupid myself. If you have a car or truck with balls, do you need a fake pair to feel good about? Still, its peoples choice as far as hanging them. Most of the bumper stickers I see are far more offensive. Thank GOD Cash for Clunkers got most of them off the road.
Any way, I hope a jury hands Chief cry baby his ass. I hope he is doubly offended and sent to a corner to cry. Better yet, chief, try doing things that protect your community, like going after drug offenders, child molesters, and thieves.