Bad But....

An old woman goes to get a tattoo

" I want Tom Cruise here and Matt Damon here ! ( Pointing at her upper thighs )

As the work goes on the lady starts complaining.

"I don't think that looks much like them !"

" Trust me lady once I am through it will " , replies the tat man.

When he is finished the women is still not convinced .

" That's because you're looking at them upside down" says the tat man, handing her a mirror.

" Well I guess you are right but why the hell did you put Phil Robertson between them ?