Can you believe it

No official word yet, but rumor is that Obama today announced that NASA would end their muslim outreach and return to space exploration beginning with a manned flight to the sun to disprove its connection to global warming.
In total shock, a reporter from CNN blurted out, "Mr president, the temperature of the sun exceeds 5000 degrees centigrade, how will you keep the craft from burning up?"
Barry replied, "oh, thats easy, we'll have them go at night."