Never force your child to pray

The neighbors had come over for dinner at Little Redneck's place. As they sat down for dinner, father asked Little Littleredneck to do the prayers. Little Redneck replied, "But dad, im scared." His Dad told him to just be honest and say what he felt best. So as everyone joined hands, Little redneck began: " Dear Lord, thank you for bringing the kid who ate my cookies. Please bless him with food so that he doesn't take mine. Also forgive his elder brother who undressed my sister and started wrestling with her. Im sure he wont do that again. Speaking of clothes, I want you to bless all the naked women on my dads phone with clothes. Seriously, they need it. And lastly, I want you to provide shelter to the homeless man who sleeps with my mom when dad goes to work. Thank you." No one had dinner that day.