Problems in the military

Early one morning, late last night two dead soldiers began to fight. Back to back they faced each other, drew their swords and shot each other. A legless donkey passing by kicked both men right in the eye, knocked them off a ten foot wall into a ditch and drowned them all. A deaf policeman heard their cries, he came and shot the two dead guys. If you don't believe this story is true, ask the blind man he saw it, too.