Had to add this one today. Just too good to pass up.
One afternoon the daughter of an ObamAA- supporter came home from school and announced that her friend had told her where babies come from. Amused, her mother replied: "Really, sweetie, why don't you tell me all about it?"
The little girl explained, "Well... OK... the woman and man take off all of their clothes, and the man's thingee sort of stands up, and then the woman puts it in her mouth, and then it sort of explodes, and that's how you get babies."
Her mom shook her head, leaned over to meet her, eye to eye and said, "Oh, Darling, that's sweet, but that's not how you get babies. That's how you get welfare benefits."
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I hate you. Orange juice through the nose HURTS. ;-)
Hot tea aint much better. believe me.
At least the tea didn't have pulp. ;-)
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