Obamanomics reminder

The Obama economy is so bad...that Rush Limbaugh is smoking Swisher Sweets.

The Obama economy is so bad...that the Grey Poupon guy has switched to French's.

The Obama economy is so bad...that the White House china is actually being made in China.

The Obama economy is so bad...that the President is changing his slogan to "Hope and Spare Change!"

The Obama economy is so bad...that Saturday Night Live is thinking about telling an Obama joke.

The Obama economy is so bad...that the President is running a small business on the side. It's called GM.

The Obama economy is so bad...that Rosie O'Donnell is losing weight.

The Obama economy is so bad...that Kenya now claims he wasn't born there.

The Obama economy is so bad...that the White House plans to cut Hillary Clinton's hours.

The Obama economy is so bad...that Michelle fired her nanny and learned her children's names.

The Obama economy is so bad...that the airlines are installing pay toilets in coach.

The Obama economy is so bad...that you can order checks pre-marked "Insufficient Funds."

The Obama economy is so bad...that Congress is planning a spare change for clunkers program.

The Obama economy is so bad...that Americans are being caught sneaking into Mexico.

The Obama economy is so bad...that the Chicago mob is laying off judges.

The Obama economy is so bad...that it only takes one lick to get to the center of a tootsie roll pop.

The Obama economy is so bad...that Motel Six won't leave the light on for you anymore.

The Obama economy is so bad...that they now ask at the burger counter, "Can you afford fries with that?"

The Obama economy is so bad...that the federal stimulus checks are bouncing.

The Obama economy is so bad...that banking executives are playing miniature golf.


The Obama economy is so bad...that the CEO of Wal-Mart was seen shopping at ...........Wal-Mart.

The Obama economy is so bad...that one of the the best paying jobs nowadays is jury duty.

The Obama economy is so bad...that even people who aren't in the Cabinet have stopped paying taxes.

The Obama economy is so bad...that McDonald's has a layaway plan.

The Obama economy is so bad…that Made In America stickers are now being made in China.

President Obama is angrily calling for more federal tax increases. He just heard from his advisors that some American taxpayers weren't completely broke yet.

The best things in life are free but President Obama's tax advisors are working hard trying to solve that problem.

President Obama plans to start printing income tax forms on Kleenex, so it will be easier for us to pay through the nose.

President Obama has just announced that he has a new plan to simplify the tax code. From now on only the Republicans will have to have to pay any taxes.

President Obama will make it a lot easier for most people to do their income taxes next year. No jobs, no income.

Q. Who should be listed as the most expensive dependent on your tax return?

A. President Obama.