Is this true?

ObamAA+ and Holder are having sex in an alleyway when they see a policeman walking towards them, they both panic and run like hell, trying to find somewhere to hide. The policeman sprints after them and manages to catch Holder, whom he beats to shit. When he is satisfied, the policeman stops pummelling the queer and pins him against the wall and shouts: "Where's your fucking boyfriend?! If I find him I'm gonna shove this nightstick right up his fuckin' ass!" ObamAA+'s voice whispers from the darkness: "I'm in the dumpster!"