Red Neck Kid

A red neck boy was dating a Chinese girl. One night, out on lovers lane, she, an inexperienced virgin, turned to him and said," Any ting you rike, I doo. I want to make you hah pay. Any ting at all, you jus ask, And I doo it for yoou."
He, also being inexperienced, said, "well, I hear the guys in the locker room talk in about 69 all the time. I want to try a 69."
After a long pause, the girl said," You rike garrick carifowler?"