Oh Shit! It vegan day

The political leftards want us to give up meat. They are trying to kill us all off, one way or another. There is nothing like a fresh salad, trucked in from Mexico to give you E-coli . Couple that with  the sad fact that a diet devoid of meat will deprive you of necessary protein which makes you stupid, and you understand the why. If you are a demonicRAT, stick with your vegan diet. PLEASE! Other benefits for liberals include lowered sperm count, higher estrogen, Which explains ObamA-.
Are you a liberal? Stick to your dietary guns. Do you know a liberal? Encourage them. Fewer liberals means fewer abortions, fewer welfare recipients, fewer criminals.
As for me, I'm having steak with every meal today. Yum!